What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?